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(NewsNation) — Orlando Bloom is too busy thirst trapping the women of SoHo to care about his ex Katy Perry’s romance with Justin Trudeau.
While Perry was snapped making out with the former Canadian prime minister last week, Bloom has been “working out every day at the Equinox in SoHo and… it’s magnificent,” salivated one spy.
”He’s just so good-looking and in such good shape. No one can look away.”
Bloom is said to attend the gym during “model hours” — the off-peak hours, which many models use to get in shape.
LONDON, ENGLAND – AUGUST 27: Orlando Bloom attends the Special Screening of “The Cut” at the Curzon Soho on August 27, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/WireImage) 
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – SEPTEMBER 18: Actor Orlando Bloom attends a special screening of his new film “The Cut” at the ALO HQ Screening Room in Beverly Hills, California on September 18, 2025. “The Cut” will be available on Digital platforms Sept. 23, 2025. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) 
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – SEPTEMBER 05: Orlando Bloom visits SiriusXM at SiriusXM Studios on September 05, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images) 
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – SEPTEMBER 05: Orlando Bloom visits SiriusXM at SiriusXM Studios on September 05, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images) 
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – SEPTEMBER 04: Orlando Bloom enjoys a Dobel Tequila Ace Paloma cocktail during the 2025 US Open with Maestro Dobel Tequila, the “Official Tequila” of the US Open at USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center on September 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Anna Webber/Getty Images for Maestro Dobel Tequila) 
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – JULY 24: Orlando Bloom attends a Porche Design event in SoHo on July 24, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images ) 
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – JUNE 10: Orlando Bloom attends the “Deep Cover” premiere during the 2025 Tribeca Festival at BMCC Tribeca PAC on June 10, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Gary Gershoff/WireImage) 
LONDON, ENGLAND – JUNE 04: Orlando Bloom attends the “Deep Cover” World Premiere screening during day three of SXSW London 2025 at Barbican Centre on June 04, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images for SXSW London) 
US singer Katy Perry kisses partner English actor Orlando Bloom as she holds the MTV Video Vanguard award after performing on stage during the MTV Video Music Awards at UBS Arena in Elmont, New York, on September 11, 2024. (Photo by TIMOTHY A. CLARY / AFP) (Photo by TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP via Getty Images) 
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – MARCH 02: EXCLUSIVE ACCESS Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom attend the 2025 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 02, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Dave Benett/VF25/WireImage for Vanity Fair) 
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – MARCH 02: EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE (L-R) Amanda Anka, Jason Bateman, Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry attend the 2025 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 02, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/VF25/WireImage for Vanity Fair) 
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom at the tenth Breakthrough Prize ceremony held at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on April 13, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Anna Webber/Variety via Getty Images) 
FILE – Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom appear at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, Calif., on March 2, 2025. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP, File)
Orlando Bloom ‘following in John Mayer’s footsteps’
”It’s like he’s following in John Mayer’s footsteps,” my spy laughed.
For many years, while he was in New York, Mayer would use the gym as his personal pickup joint, talking to good-looking women as they pounded the treadmill.
To Bloom’s credit, he’s not the one picking up women — they are all falling over themselves to get him to notice them.