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(NewsNation) — Just in time for Halloween is a new, terrifying acoustic mashup courtesy of Kylie Jenner.
The youngest of the Kardashian Klan must have run out of things to do since her latest ventures, Khy clothing, Kylie Baby, Kylie Skin and Sprinter fizzy drinks fizzled out… so why not try her hand at singing?
After all, if her older sister Kim can try her hand at acting with little or no training — why can’t she sing? And so, Kylie went where others like “16 and Pregnant” star Farrah Abraham (“My Teenage Dream Ended”, 2012) had gone before, and with a heavy helping of autotune, released her first single “Fourth Strike” with Terror Jr.
The song, a follow-up to Terror Jr.’s tune “Third Strike” (which featured Jenner dancing, not singing), has had over 3.9 million downloads in a week despite less than rave reviews.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 01: Kylie Jenner attends The 2023 Met Gala Celebrating “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 01, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/MG23/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue) 
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: Kylie Jenner attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images) 
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 05: Kylie Jenner attends the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating “Superfine: Tailoring Black Style” at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 05, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/MG25/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue) 
Kylie Jenner at the Miu Miu fashion show as part of Spring/Summer 2026 Paris Fashion Week held at Palais d’Iena on October 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD via Getty Images)
As the British gossip newsletter PopBitch noted, “Even the autotune is out of tune.”
Kylie, please. Make it stop.
Nobody needs real blood coming out of their ears on October 31.